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Ischnocerus is a genus of fungus weevils in the beetle family Anthribidae. There are about 19 described species in Ischnocerus.
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The 2009 The Citadel Bulldogs football team represented The Citadel, The Military College of South Carolina in the 2009 NCAA Division I FCS football season. The Bulldogs were led by fifth year head coach Kevin Higgins and played their home games at Johnson Hagood Stadium. They played as members of the Southern Conference, as they have since 1936.
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